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Registration date : 2007-12-26

PostSubject: Friendship poem (not the kind you think)   Thu May 08, 2008 2:11 pm

Redar made me post this email that was sent to me. Hope someone enjoys it and hope also nobody gets mad at me. If so, blame Redar. Razz


None of that Sissy Cr@p
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
No cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Are you depressed because you can only think of 4?
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PostSubject: Re: Friendship poem (not the kind you think)   Thu May 08, 2008 4:16 pm

I loved it!

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